You will totally feel like a green cross nurse

In order to remedy this dismal situation, I decided to make our next sexual experience one for the books. This sex was going to be something he’d remember wistfully for decades. It was going to be so incredibly awesome, that he would put the toilet seat down for...

[1] Also involved in local amateur drama

In return for the Locks of Love donation, although praise wasn the point human hair wigs, all I got was a crappy postcard that said that my hair might be used. From Pantene, I got a full length letter actually saying that my hair, even if it not used, is appreciated...